标题: 今天你“微博”了吗？1 [打印本页] 作者: yoyo 时间: 2012-5-31 09:19 标题: 今天你“微博”了吗？1 1. Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.
动物真是合意的朋友啊，它们啥都不问，啥也不吐槽。
2. Job is an acronym for "Just Over Broke."
工作(job)就是“比破产强一点(Just Over Broke)”的缩写。
3. A: “你爸叫什么名字？” B：“蒋英宇。”
A: “What's your father's name."
4. Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.
别和我装傻，这个我更擅长。
5. Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
甭向别人倒苦水了。20%的人根本不会在意，另外的80%正因你的痛苦而偷乐呢。